The People's Republic of Cambridge

(Liberal heaven) topped with cole slaw and russian dressing with French fries

The Viagra

(Rise to the occasion! ) With blue cheese dressing, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and French fries

The Charlie Baker

(Second time's the charm) with bacon, American cheese, grilled onions, jalapenos, and fries

The Tom Brady

(A role-model) with cheddar, guacamole, lettuce, tomato and red onions with fries

The Minecraft

(Built to‏ be delicious) pizza burger with marinara sauce and mozzarella with French fries

The Rob Ford

(He cracks me up) swiss cheese, grilled saurkraut, russian dressing with French fries

The Kim Kardashian

(Please make her go away) teriyaki and grilled pineapple with onion rings

The Gay Marriage

(They can't‏ be worse @ it) provolone cheese, peppers, jalapenos and black olives w/onion rings

The Stephen Colbert "the Right Host"

With blue cheese, pickled red onions with sweet potato fries

The Kevin Love

(Please come‏ to boston) cheddar,bacon, tomato, lettuce and red onions with fries

The Hashtag

Don't tweet it just eat it #boursin cheese and #bacon with #sweet potato fries

The Iphone

("Siriously delicious, ask her) boursin cheese,grilled mushrooms and onions w/sweet potato fries

The Martha Coakley

(Runs more than a marathoner ) jack cheese, chili, salsa and sour cream with fries

The Barack Obama

(Keeps droning on) with feta cheese, lettuce, tomato, red onion, and French fries

The Big Papi

(A big‏ hit) a double burger with cheddar cheese and BBQ sauce served with fries...no sharing please

The Putin

"Attack your tastebuds" BBQ sauce, bacon, jalapeno pineapple relish and grilled onions with baked beans

The Guy Fieri

(It's bananas) muenster cheese, tomato, lettuce, red onion, russian dressing and French fries

The Joe Biden

(Long live obama! ) With bacon, American cheese and BBQ sauce with fries

The Taxachuett

Topped with boston baked beans, sriracha, bacon and a fried egg with fries

The Obamacare

Nobody knows what's in it! ....Ask the liberal sitting next to you

Trillions

The economy "a real" turkey burger with stuffing, cranberry, mayonnaise with fries

With Onion Rings: 12.50

Plain:10.50

The Jimmy Fallon

(Funnier than leno)a veggie burger with peppers, feta, tomato, red onion, garlic mayo and fries

The Fiscal Cliff

(It's here)‏ crumbled bacon,blue cheese,spinach,red onion and balsamic vinegar with onion rings

The Justin Bieber

(Mr. b is not a "belieber") a chicken burger with blue cheese, hot sauce with French fries

The Snoop Dogg

With "smoked" ghost pepper jack cheese and bacon with French fies

The Diane Paulus "Bravo"

Cheddar cheese, bacon, maple syrup, topped with a fried egg with sweet potato fries

The Koji Uehara

(Warudo shirizu chanpion) garlic and teriyaki with French fries

The Health Connector

(7 million and frowning) with a fried egg, bacon and cheese with fries

The Beyonce

"Deliciously hot" cajun, bacon, grilled onion, jalapeno and hot sauce with fries

The Mrs. B.

(The queen‏ of burgers) a burger no roll on a bed of spinach with chopped egg, crumbled bacon, walnuts, tomatoes, red onion, drizzled with lemon vinaigrette

Our Homemade Onion Rings, "Voted the Best"

Our Very Famous Sweet Potato Fries

Cajun Sweet Potato Fries

French Fries

Cajun French Fries

Cheese French Fries

Chili French Fries

Gravy French Fries

1/2 and 1/2 Basket with Onion Rings and French Fries

Nacho French Fries Topped W/ Chili, Cheese, Salsa, Sour Cream and Jalapenos

Cajun Chicken Tenderloins with Honey Mustard

Hummus with Pita Points and Lemon Wedge

Tabouley with Pita Points and Lemon Wedge

Fishcakes with Tartar Sauce and Lemon Wedge - Banned in Cambridge!!

Soups of the Day

New England Clam Chowder

Vegetarian Chili

Chilled Gazpacho (in Season)

Garden Salad with Mixed Greens and Veggies

Caesar Salad

Caesar Salad with Marinated Chicken Breast

Greek Salad with Feta Cheese

Mid-Eastern Salad with Hummus, Tabouley, Feta Cheese, and Tomatoes

Chef Salad Julienne with Turkey, Swiss Cheese, and Egg

Cobb Salad with Chunks of Marinated Chicken, Cheddar Cheese, Bacon, Tomato, and Egg

Southwest Salad Topped with Black Beans, Rice, and Salsa and Served in a Tortilla

Grilled Chicken Garden Salad with Mixed Greens, Fresh Vegetables, Grilled Chicken Breast, Sauteed Mu

Spinach Salad Chopped Egg, Bacon, Walnuts, Tomatoes, Red Onions, Drizzled W/ Lemon Vinagarette

The Yale

Turkey, Russian dressing, cole slaw, and tomato

The Bunker Hill

Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and mayonnaise

The Lesley

Fried chicken with blue cheese and hot sauce

The Boston College

Grilled chicken with sauteed onions and honey mustard

The Boston University

Grilled chicken with cheddar cheese and BBQ sauce

The Tufts

Grilled chicken with pineapple and terryaki sauce

The Wpi

Grilled chicken with jack cheese, salsa, and guacamole

The Bentley

A B.L.T. On white or wheat toast

The Northeastern

Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayonaise

The M.I.T.

Fried fillet of fish with cheese and tartar sauce

The Umass

Grilled chicken with swiss cheese, sauteed peppers, and honey mustard

The Lenny Silva

(It works) sliced turkey breast with bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and French fries

The Ken Reeves

With grilled chicken breast, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and French fries

The Mike Sullivan

Our burger with bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and French fries

The David Letterman

10 good reasons to love this hot meatloaf sandwich with gravy and mashed potatoes

The Conan O'Brien

Hot native turkey sandwich with gravy, cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes

The Johnny Cash

With black beans, rice, and salsa

The Jackie Onassis

With hummus and tabouley with lettuce and tomato

The Al Pacino

A caesar salad wrap

The Katie Couric

A breast of turkey with stuffing and cranberry sauce, and mayonnaise

The Denis Leary

With cajun turkey, honey mustard, lettuce, tomato, and red onion

The Adam Sandler

With grilled chicken, guacamole, salsa, jalapenos, sour cream and lettuce

The Bill Bellicheck

Fried cajun chicken tenderloins, with lettuce, tomato, and honey mustard

The Owen Wilson

Fresh baby spinach, feta cheese, walnuts, red onions, drizzled with lemon vinegarette

The Bob Dylan

Grilled chicken, jack cheese, and veggie chili

The John Malkovich

Grilled chicken, peppers, onions, feta cheese, lettuce, tomato and garlic mayonnaise

Kid's Hamburger with French Fries

Kid's Cheeseburger with French Fries

Kid's Hot Dog with French Fries

Kid's Grilled Cheese with French Fries

Kid's Chicken Fingers with French Fries

Kid's Spaghetti with Sauce

The Jack Bartley Burger

With bacon, cheese, grilled pineapple and grilled onion on a gluten-free roll served with your choice of sweet potato fries or onion rings

The Luke Bartley Burger

With cheddar cheese, BBQ sauce and cole slaw on a gluten-free roll served with your choice of sweet potato fries or onion rings

The Mrs. B

A burger no roll on a bed of spinach with chopped egg, crumbled bacon, walnuts, tomatoes and red onion drizzled with lemon vinaigrette

Bowl of Vegetarian Chili

With sour cream and cheese (ask for no bread)

M&M Sundae

With vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, nuts and cherry

Oreo Cookie Sundae

With vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, nuts and cherry

Strawberry Sundae

With vanilla ice cream, strawberries, whipped cream, nuts and cherry

Apple Pie a La Mode Frappe

Vanila frappe with a slice of apple pie, whipped cream and cherry

Smores Frappe (Need We Say Any More)

Banana Split Frappe

Vanilla ice cream, chocolate, strawberry, bananas, and walnuts topped with whipped cream

Strawberry Shortcake Frappe

Vanilla frappe w/strawberries, shortbread,whipped cream and cherry

Cake Batter Frappe (Better Than Ice Cream)

With whipped cream and cherry

Chocolate Fudge Brownie Frappe

With whipped cream and cherry

The Trifle Frappe (Only at Mr. Bartleys!!)

Chocolate frappe layered with strawberries,crushed oreo and whipped cream topped with a cherry

Hot Chocolate Frappe

(Tastes just like hot chocolate but frozen) with whipped cream and cherry

Maple Bread Pudding

With whipped cream

Apple Pie

Homeade Frappes

Voted best of Boston by Boston magazine

Malted Frappes

Choose a flavor

Western (Extra Thick) Frappes

Choose a flavor

Cookie Frappes

Oreo or chocolate chip; choose a flavor

Candy Frappes

York peppermint patty, snickers, milky way, m&ms, nestle crunch, reese's; choose a flavor

Banana Frappes

Choose a flavor

The Elvis Frapppe

Chocolate frappe w/reeses cup and banana "all shook up"

Soft Drinks

Cola, diet cola, orange soda, root beer, ginger ale

Iced Tea, Iced Coffe, Iced Sweet Green Tea

Brooklyn Egg Creams

Chocolate, vanilla, or coffee

Fresh Lime Rickey

Fresh Raspberry Lime Rickey

Fresh Lemonade

Fresh Pink Lemonade

Frozen Rasberry Lime Rickey or Frozen Lemonade

Mr.Bartley's Famous Bottled Rootbeer

Mr.Bartley's Bottled Spring Water

Root Beer Float

Whole Milk

Orange or Cranberry Juice

Hot Coffee or Pot of Tea

Herbal Tea or Hot Chocolate

Iced Mocha

Hot Apple Cider

The Red Velvet Frappe (Silky Smooth) with Whipped Cream and Cherry

The Hot Fudge Sundae Frappe (Tastes Just Like It) W/ Whipped Cream and Cherry

The Pedroia Mvf (Most Valuable Frappe) Chocolate Mint Oreo Frappe with Whip Cream and Cherry

The Elvis Frappe Chocolate Frappe W/Reeses Cup and Banana "All Shook Up"

The Trifle Frappe Chocolate Frappe Layered W/Whipped Cream, Strawberries and Oreo (Only Bartleys)

Apple Pie a La Mode Frappe (a Cottage Classic) with Whipped Cream and Cherry

Smores Frappe (Brilliant!!) with Whipped Cream and Cherry

Strawberry Shortcake Frappe a Vanilla Frappe W/ Stawberries, Shortbread and Whipped Cream

Banana Split Frappe Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Bananas, and Walnuts Topped W/ Whipped Cream

Chocolate Fudge Brownie Frappe with Whipped Cream and Cherry

Chocolate Banana Cream Pie Frappe (It’S Wicked Good) with Whipped Cream and Cherry

Tiramisu Frappe "Eccellente" Topped with Whipped Cream and Cherry

Cherry Bomb (Flavor Explosion) Vanilla Frappe with Chocolate Chip Cookies and Cherries Topped with W

The Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Frappe (Better Than the Ice Cream!) with Whipped Cream and Cherry

The Cake Batter Frappe (Simply Delicious) with Whipped Cream and Cherry

Baked Macaroni and Cheese

Baked Meatloaf

With gravy, vegetable, and potato -

Bowl of Vegetarian Chili

With sour cream and cheese

(2)Grilled Frankfurts with Baked Beans

Spaghetti with Homemade Sauce

Fried Chicken Tenderloins

With French fries and cole slaw

Fish and Chips

Fishcakes and French Fries

Banned in Cambridge

Roast Stuffed Turkey

With gravy,‏ vegetable, and potato

The Saturday Night

Our 7 ounce burger (no roll) with baked beans and cole slaw

The Friday Night

Our 7 ounce burger (no roll) with gravy, vegetable, and potato

Macaroni and Cheese

Potato Salad

Fresh Butternut Squash

Fresh Carrots

Cole Slaw

Boston Baked Beans

Mashed Potatoes

Stuffing

Black Beans and Rice